Eldritch Hellfire

##Eldritch Hellfire

So many times out here
I've watched a happy pair
Of players rolling in the night
They had a kind of glow around them
It almost looked like Eldritch Fire

I knew I'd never know
That warm and loving glow
Though I might wish with all my might
No fate as unlucky as my fate
Was ever meant for Eldritch Fire

But suddenly a prospect has smiled at me
And graced my hand without a trace of flight
I dare to dream that they
Might even be for me
As I ring these bells tonight
My cold dark bedroom seems so bright
I swear it must be Eldritch Fire

Confiteor Karen, omnium tessararum effector (I confess to Karen, Maker of all the Dice)
Beatae Dispel Dice (Blessed Dispel Dice)
Beato Travis, Custos Qualitatis (To Blessed Travis, Keeper of Quality)
Necnon omnibus operariis Dispel (And to all Dispel Employees)

Beata Dispel Dice
You know I am a doting gob
Of my dice hoard I am justly proud
Et tibit Karen (And to you, Karen)
Beata Dispel Dice
You know I'm so much keener than
The Card Game, Manga, PC Gaming crowd
Quia optatum nimis (That I have desired)
Then tell me, Dispel Dice
Why I see them shining there
Why their smold'ring hues still scorch my soul?

Cogitatione (In thought)

I feel them, I see them
The sun caught in their raven shroud
Is blazing in me out of all control
Verbo et opere (In word and deed)
Like fire
Fel Fire
This fire in my skin
This burning
Desire
In seeing what could have been

It's not my fault
Tesseras volo (I want dice)
I'm not to blame
Tesseras volo (I want dice)
It is the Maker girl
The witch who made this game!
Tantim tesseras volo (I just want dice)
It's not my fault
Tesseras volo (I want dice)
If in her plan
Tesseras volo (I want dice)
She made the glamour so much
Stronger than I am
Tesseras tantum vehementer cupio! (I just really want the dice!)
Indulge me, Dispel dice
Don't let this Eldritch cast their spell
Don't let their verdance sear my flesh and bone
Destroy the Mossy Glade
And let it taste the fires of Fel!
Or else let them be mine and mine alone

"Minister Strobe, the Mossy Glade has won."

"What?!"

No longer in the polls. It's over.

"But how? Never mind. Get out, you idiot.
I'll find votes. I'll find votes if I have to burn down all of Discord!"

Felfire
Dark fire
Now Goblins, it's your turn
Choose Green or
Your pyre
Vote Fel or you will burn
Flammae Adhaere (Side with the flame)
Moth have mercy on them.
Flammae Adhaere (Side with the flame)
Moth have mercy on me.
Flammae Adhaere (Side with the flame)
The dice will be mine
Or they will burn!